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"Ban the person above you" -- It's a GAME! (3144 views)


senior master
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(2 months ago)
In the interests of clarity:

THIS IS A GAME AND MEANT FOR FUN.
BE NICE!


The goal here in this game is to give reasons as to why the person above you should be banned. Here are a few examples:

Banned for starting the thread.
Banned for too many damn rules.
Banned for cursing.


And so on.

Be creative and give appropriate reasons, but keep it friendly (don't make it personal).



To start:


Banned for starting the thread.


master
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(2 months ago)
Banned for being a hungry bird.


senior master
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(2 months ago)
Banned for verbal prejudice against hungry birds.


master
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(2 months ago)
@RAVENOUSbird smiley I'm working on my issues, swear!


master
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+1
(2 months ago)
Banned for impersonating a pretzel.


senior master
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(2 months ago)
Banned for objectifying another member. lol


master
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+1
(2 months ago)
Banned for banning the person above you.


senior master
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+1
(2 months ago)
Banned for being the only other player. smiley


master
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+2
(2 months ago)
Banning the person below me for banning me.


senior master
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+1
(2 months ago)
Banning the person above for precognition which some believe is of the devil! smiley


master
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+1
(2 months ago)
Banned for failing to stop a breadcrumb, while whistling on ears legssmiley


senior master
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+2
(2 months ago)
Banned for writing something I cannot understand. lol smiley smiley


master
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+2
(2 months ago)
Banned for not picking up that bar of soap I dropped.


master
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+1
(2 months ago)
Banned for the broken backs recieved from the dropped soap that you dropped


master
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+1
(2 months ago)
Banned for throwing fingernail clippings like ninja stars.


senior master
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+2
(2 months ago)
Banned for not reading my mind.


master
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+2
(2 months ago)
Banned for the outbreak of the plague you never caused.


master
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+2
(2 months ago)
Banned for leaving ET at the bus stop.


senior master
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(2 months ago)
Banned for bringing up the past -- live in the present moment! smiley smiley


master
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(2 months ago)
Drive by banning (just because) as I rev past you on my way to be early for the present moment.


senior master
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+1
(2 months ago)
Nearly midnight in Ireland banning because you're unlucky. Lol


master
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+1
(2 months ago)
Banned for my delivery not arriving yetsmiley


senior master
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+1
(2 months ago)
Banned for not getting take away. smiley


master
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+1
(2 months ago)
Banned because you're always 6 hours ahead of me, no matter how fast I go.


master
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+1
(2 months ago)
Banned for inproper use of a tin opener on a loaf of bread.


master
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+1
(2 months ago)
Banned for throwing me out on front street about my limitations when it comes to kitchen apppliances.


senior master
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+1
(2 months ago)
Banned for not appreciation the migration of slugs.


master
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+1
(2 months ago)
Banned for appreciating homeless snails instead of providing them with a shell. 🐌


senior master
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+1
(2 months ago)
@delamitri LOL! You are good, so you are! haha


senior master
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+1
(2 months ago)
Banned for being clever. smiley


master
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+1
(2 months ago)
Banned for giving me a big head, rendering me incapable of walking out of the TM exit door.


senior master
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+1
(2 months ago)
Banned for exit stage left.


master
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+1
(2 months ago)
Banned because I got mugged when I exited stage left. Gah, do they not have any security here?


master
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+1
(2 months ago)
Banned for playing with yourself in public.


senior master
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0
(2 months ago)
@delamitri smiley smiley


senior master
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+1
(2 months ago)
Banned for banning yourself.


senior master
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+1
(2 months ago)
Banned for snorting flour.


senior master
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+3
(2 months ago)
Banned for being anti gluten.


senior master
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0
(2 months ago)
@RAVENOUSbird smiley


master
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+2
(2 months ago)
Banned for the fracturing of mole homes during the season of the mighty worm.


senior master
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+1
(2 months ago)
@👽GEMINI👽 smiley smiley


senior master
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+1
(2 months ago)
Banned for wearing a cap indoors and not singing row row row your boat in the bath whilst patting your head and rubbing your belly on days of the year that are divisible by 3 but not Mondays, Wednesys, or Fridays.


master
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+1
(2 months ago)
Banned for not assisting the swarmer termites in their quest to impersonate flying ants.


senior master
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+1
(2 months ago)
Banned for being to damn funny. smiley


master
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+1
(2 months ago)
@PureVodka🍺 smiley


master
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+1
(2 months ago)
Banned for being a one letter vigilante.


master
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+1
(2 months ago)
Banned for texting while walking (those people make me insane) smiley smiley


master
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+1
(2 months ago)
@TragicMouse🐭 OMG, how about in the grocery store right in the middle of the aisle? Argh those ones...🤯😬🤬
I would ban me too, haha!!


senior master
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+2
(2 months ago)
@delamitri Texting and DRIVING !! ugh!


master
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0
(2 months ago)
@delamitri Honestly, those morons are just everywhere.... on the transit, sidewalks, library, etc.... smiley


master
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+3
(2 months ago)
Banned for getting the last piece of cheese before I could snatch it up.


senior master
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+2
(2 months ago)
Banned for mentioning cheese.


senior master
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+2
(2 months ago)
Banned for not wanting fish & chips. smiley


top expert
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+3
(2 months ago)
Banned for mentioning fish and thus making me both hungry AND wanting to see a new Sharknado movie.😜


senior master
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+1
(2 months ago)
Banned for hunger.


master
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+1
(2 months ago)
Banned for eating 4 leaf clovers and monopolizing all of the good luck.


senior master
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+1
(2 months ago)
Banned for loving barbecue (proper barbecue). smiley


top expert
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+3
(2 months ago)
Banned for referring to it as barbeque---when we all know the best mom-and-pop joints call it BBQ. smiley


senior master
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0
(2 months ago)
@YgraineDance haha!


senior master
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+2
(2 months ago)
Banned for insinuating that mom-and-pop have joints. smiley


top expert
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+1
(2 months ago)
Banned for not mentioning Huginn and Muninn by name


senior master
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+2
(2 months ago)
I'm banning myself for not being aware of who Huginn and Muninn are and not looking it up because I'm eating dinner. smiley smiley


guru
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+2
(2 months ago)
Banned for peeing in the sink.


senior master
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+2
(2 months ago)
@Crutchbender What the heck??? Lol


senior master
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+1
(2 months ago)
Banned for abusing crutches.


guru
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+1
(2 months ago)
Banned for being cheeky.


senior master
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+2
(2 months ago)
Banned for giving us the two fingers. Lol smiley


master
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+2
(2 months ago)
Banned for not using the 2 fingers for something fun. 😏


senior master
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+1
(2 months ago)
Banned for suggesting we have fun with fingers; this is serious business -- no hanky, panky! smiley


master
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+1
(2 months ago)
@RAVENOUSbird Oooooh, I love serious business!! Hanky panky rhymes with spanky spanky. Yeah!!🤩


senior master
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+1
(2 months ago)
@delamitri lolololololol smiley smiley


guru
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+2
(2 months ago)
Banned for even suggesting hanky panky!


master
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+1
(2 months ago)
Banned for the terrible RCA reception in here. (Crooked rabbit ears)


senior master
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0
(2 months ago)
Banned for maiming rabbit ears! smiley


top expert
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+1
(2 months ago)
Banned for even mentioning rabbit ears! smiley


senior master
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+1
(2 months ago)
Banned for doing something you're banning me for! smiley lol


top expert
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+2
(2 months ago)
Banned for catching me out on that one (nicely done, lol smiley ) and for being a smart-ass, lol smiley


senior master
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+2
(1 month ago)
Banned for calling me a donkey. lol smiley smiley


master
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+2
(1 month ago)
@RAVENOUSbird Heehaw, heehaw 🤣🤣 I don't know how to spell a donkey braying!


master
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+1
(1 month ago)
Banned for being able to post even though you are SO banned!


senior master
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+1
(1 month ago)
Banned for immitating a donkey. Lol


master
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+1
(1 month ago)
Banned for getting me on Santa's naughty list for being a bad ass.


senior master
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+1
(1 month ago)
Banned for cursing. lolololol


top expert
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+2
(1 month ago)
Banned for calling it "cursing" --- when we all know that to get 'em good, it's "cussin'" that a beeatch gots ta do! smiley


senior master
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(1 month ago)
@YgraineDance hahahahahaha


senior master
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(1 month ago)
@YgraineDance hahahahahaha


senior master
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0
(1 month ago)
@YgraineDance hahahahahaha


master
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0
(1 month ago)
Banned for not being completely mad.


senior master
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0
(1 month ago)
Banned for dancing to the non-existent music. (YAY!)


senior master
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0
(1 month ago)
Banned for dancing to the non-existent music. (YAY!)


senior master
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+1
(1 month ago)
Banned for dancing to the non-existent music. (YAY!)


master
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+1
(1 month ago)
Banned for singing to that same non-existent music.


senior master
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+1
(1 month ago)
Banned just because I need to reason (like everyone else that bans) lol smiley


senior master
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+2
(1 month ago)
Banned for being a purple tutu wearing cotton headed ninnymuggins.


senior master
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+1
(1 month ago)
Banned for disliking my purple tutu cotton headed ninnymuggins. lol


top expert
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+1
(1 month ago)
Am going to ban myself for not knowing what ninnymuggins is, hahaha!!!!


master
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+2
(1 month ago)
Banned for doing my job and banning yourself. RB is going to dock my wages.😋


senior master
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+1
(1 month ago)
Banned with a raise just because I show preferential treatment! smiley


senior master
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+1
(1 month ago)
Banned for drinking nearly all the sherry.


senior master
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+2
(1 month ago)
Banned for condoning alcoholism.


senior master
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+1
(1 month ago)
@RAVENOUSbird That was a joke, by the way, for anyone thinking I'm serious... :P


guru
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0
(1 month ago)
@RAVENOUSbird [SPOILER]


senior master
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+2
(1 month ago)
Banned for making me crave for Brandy Snaps.
smiley


top expert
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+3
(1 month ago)
Banned for egregious, delicious, and shameless calories.🍩🍟🍗🍦🥪


master
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+3
(1 month ago)
Banned because I dropped my phone on the floor while trying to think of a good reason to ban you.


senior master
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+2
(1 month ago)
@delamitri smiley smiley


senior master
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+2
(1 month ago)
Banned for being careless with you phone and not knowing how to use the micro smiley smiley


senior master
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+2
(1 month ago)
Banned for not having a 007 phone inserted in your ear.


master
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+4
(1 month ago)
Banned because there are better things to stick in PV's ear. At least something moist?


senior master
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+1
(1 month ago)
@delamitri smiley smiley smiley What do you say to that lol.


master
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+1
(1 month ago)
@PureVodka🍺 Yes please 😁


senior master
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+2
(1 month ago)
Banned for ear perversions.... lolololololol


master
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+1
(1 month ago)
Banned for liking and maybe even enjoying my perversions.


top expert
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+2
(1 month ago)
Banned for corrupting my sweet innocent mind, lol smiley


top expert
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+1
(1 month ago)
Banned for not being a Buddy the Elf fan!




senior master
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+1
(1 month ago)
Banned for elfing. lol


guru
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+1
(1 month ago)
Banned for not eating meat. smiley


top expert
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+3
(1 month ago)
Banned for violating the Unilateral Grisly Carnivore Decree of 2018.
Oh, you never heard of that, you say??? BANNED!! smiley


senior master
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+2
(1 month ago)
Banned for double banning an already banned member... lol


senior master
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+1
(1 month ago)
@RAVENOUSbird smiley


contributor
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+2
(1 month ago)
BANNED FOR NOT BANNING A DOUBLE BANNING BANNER IN ALL CAPS.


senior master
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+1
(1 month ago)
@nixonaddict smiley smiley smiley


senior master
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+1
(1 month ago)
Banned for eating the pet goldfish, sleeping with a turtle, wearing pink wellies and drawing a face on a tomato and taking to it in a public place. Like you do. smiley


master
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+1
(1 month ago)
@PureVodka🍺 Talking to his tomato smiley


senior master
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+1
(1 month ago)
@delamitri He lost all his potato people at the casino when he put his 🍟 on the wrong number. smiley


senior master
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+1
(1 month ago)
@delamitri What do you mean. I better ketchup quick. Lol


master
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+1
(1 month ago)
Banned for keeping tabs on nixonaddict's entire day and stealing his pink wellies when it wasn't even raining.


senior master
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+1
(1 month ago)
@delamitri You fancy carrying this on (up to you). Can not post out because the member below has blocked me, so i can not view their post.
smiley smiley


master
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+1
(1 month ago)
@PureVodka🍺 I'm on it! smiley


senior master
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+1
(1 month ago)
Banned for being too pretty in pink while following headless chickens.


master
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+2
(1 month ago)
Banned for being invisible.


senior master
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+1
(1 month ago)
@delamitri smiley smiley smiley


senior master
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+1
(1 month ago)
@delamitri Lolololol


senior master
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+1
(1 month ago)
Banned for not bringing any practice toy 👂s to the moist thing in a 👂 party. smiley This is a wet [SPOILER] practice test.


master
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+2
(1 month ago)
Banned for thinking I came to the party unprepared. All the toys are right here in my large trench coat pockets. smiley


top expert
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+3
(1 month ago)
Banned for nicking all the toys and wearing a trench coat!!


senior master
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+3
(1 month ago)
Banned for not wearing knickers and nothing else. Lol smiley


senior master
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+1
(1 month ago)
@RAVENOUSbird Kinky. smiley


top expert
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0
(1 month ago)
@RAVENOUSbird Damn it, you got cameras at my place, lol ???? smiley


top expert
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0
(1 month ago)
Banned for not accepting naturism as a life-style choice lol


guru
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+2
(1 month ago)
Banned for not liking baked beans.


top expert
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+4
(1 month ago)
@Crutchbender I snorted with laughter then. lol


senior master
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+3
(1 month ago)
Banned for farting from all those baked beans! Pheweee! smiley


senior master
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+1
(1 month ago)
Banned for not making up my salmon and sliced boiled egg salad. smiley


senior master
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+1
(1 month ago)
Banned for not supplying the air-freshener to combat the horrible bean fart smell. lol


senior master
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+1
(1 month ago)
Banned for being to sweet and eating pickled pig feet. (I'm a poet and didn't kno'it.😂)


senior master
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+1
(1 month ago)
Banned for knowing how to put rhyme and metre to "sweet and picked pigs' feet"! haha smiley smiley


guru
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+1
(1 month ago)
Banned for staying up too late past your bedtime.


senior master
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+1
(1 month ago)
Banned for giving me the two fingers again! lol


senior master
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+1
(1 month ago)
Banned for going to church dressed as a Teletubbie and putting a tea bag in the holy water. smiley


master
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+2
(1 month ago)
Banned for drinking the tea that RB made in the holy water after also spiking it with [SPOILER] you know what.


senior master
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+1
(1 month ago)
Banned for not using Poitín in the tea! lol


guru
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+1
(1 month ago)
Banned for shoplifting in the music shop shoving Lady Ga Ga CDs down your jeans.


senior master
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+2
(1 month ago)
Banned for bending crutches that the infirmed need to get around with.


senior master
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+1
(1 month ago)
Banned for spelling words with carrot sticks on the dining table and running out of salad cream.


master
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+2
(1 month ago)
Banned because I have a dirty mind and I imagined you being naughty somehow.


senior master
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+1
(1 month ago)
@delamitri smiley I still what to know what the moist thing was L😂L.


master
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+1
(1 month ago)
@PureVodka🍺 I'll give you a hint, rhymes with lung. [SPOILER]


senior master
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+1
(1 month ago)
@delamitri Is it a [SPOILER] ?


master
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+1
(1 month ago)
@PureVodka🍺 Hahaha no [SPOILER] but those are fun too.


senior master
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+1
(1 month ago)
@delamitri What smiley 3 of them, i'm going to need one of your spare toy ears. 😜


senior master
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+1
(1 month ago)
Banned for having a very creative "dirty" mind that imagines things that best not be discussed ... haha


senior master
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+1
(1 month ago)
Banned for using the word " dirty " and eating cornflakes with chopsticks.


master
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+1
(1 month ago)
Banned for blowing smoke rings the size of car tires.


senior master
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+2
(1 month ago)
Banned for no reason at all. smiley


senior master
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+1
(1 month ago)
Banned for not giving a reason to ban someone and licking batteries. ⚡


master
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+1
(1 month ago)
Banned for not reporting assault on battery.


senior master
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+1
(1 month ago)
Banned for battery of a battery.


senior master
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+1
(1 month ago)
@delamitri @RB smiley smiley


senior master
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+1
(1 month ago)
Banned for not putting the batteries back in the toys and taking smiley to pillows. smiley


senior master
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+1
(1 month ago)
Banned for running low on batteries while still trying hard smiley


senior master
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+1
(1 month ago)
Banned for jumping over washing lines whilst screaming stop that cookie, i want it with my hobnob. smiley smiley


master
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+1
(1 month ago)
Banned for expecting me to explain myself. And persons reading this who don't ban someone, you're banned too.


senior master
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+1
(1 month ago)
Banned for not flushing the toilet after doing a big poo! smiley


master
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+1
(1 month ago)
@RAVENOUSbird I have a great reason, though. I was hoping they would use my poo in this cool study I read about.

pslhungama.com/news_view/Baby-poop-as-part-o....


senior master
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+1
(1 month ago)
@delamitri What the heck????? smiley


master
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+1
(1 month ago)
@RAVENOUSbird Hahaha, right?


master
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+1
(1 month ago)
Banned for zooming in on Mickey Rourke's ear every time you see his image online.


senior master
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+1
(1 month ago)
Banned for not adding mint flavoring to baby poo cocktails.


top expert
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+1
(1 month ago)
Yuck!!!! Banned for inappropriate use of mint flavouring!! smiley


senior master
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+2
(1 month ago)
Banned for not suggesting an alternative flavoring. Lol


senior master
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+3
(1 month ago)
Banned for not wanting things that taste natural.


guru
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+2
(1 month ago)
Banned for not having any cocoa-cola in your vodka.


master
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+3
(1 month ago)
Banned for being too nice to me when I was attacked in chat (Doesn't happen much here) Most don't give a damn.. smiley smiley


master
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+3
(1 month ago)
Banned for getting banned IRL (which sucked ass) and making me look all soft for missing you. I'm super tough, dammit! 💪


master
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+2
(1 month ago)
Banned for being too damned sweet smiley smiley smiley smiley


master
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+1
(1 month ago)
Banned because my touchscreen just stopped working and I had to 2 finger type this because my microphone button is on the screen.


senior master
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+1
(1 month ago)
Banned for not cleaning your fingers.


master
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+1
(1 month ago)
Banned after the windfall of dog ear muffs caused a landslide in turbo uses for construcive jelly tree balm for mooses.... ... . . smiley


top expert
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+1
(1 month ago)
@👽GEMINI👽 were they Moses' moose?


master
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+1
(1 month ago)
@↜ᗪℛ.ℑentacใes↝ Yes moose, i added an s but thats an incorrect plural now i see it again, thanks for noticing that,smiley by brain has the habit of sticking to words if i spell them a certain way too often sometimes.


top expert
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+1
(1 month ago)
@👽GEMINI👽 No I mean, were they owned originally by Moses? :P


master
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+1
(1 month ago)
@↜ᗪℛ.ℑentacใes↝ Ah i see now, doh my brainsmiley

They could be, they are quite old moose.


top expert
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+1
(1 month ago)
@👽GEMINI👽 I like my moose old, but it's an acquired taste.


top expert
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+1
(1 month ago)
Banned for making me shout out "What the absolute F**K???"


guru
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+1
(1 month ago)
Banned for having an avatar that scares children.


top expert
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+1
(1 month ago)
@Crutchbender LOL!!!!


top expert
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+1
(1 month ago)
Banned for starting a cult in which the members tried to force people to watch old episodes of Friends endlessly, loved Bananas in Pajamas and wore orange zoot suits to work every day. People had frankly had enough.


senior master
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+2
(1 month ago)
Banned just for the fun of it.


master
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+1
(1 month ago)
Banned for always being asleep when I log in. I got nobody to play with at 2am.


guru
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+1
(1 month ago)
Banned for being totally naked beneath your clothes.


master
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+1
(1 month ago)
Banned for imagining me naked.


senior master
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+1
(1 month ago)
Banned for keep taking the batteries out of the alarm clock after going to bed. smiley


master
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+1
(1 month ago)
@PureVodka🍺 I use those batteries in a different appliance.


master
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+1
(1 month ago)
Banned for being in a different time zone than me.


senior master
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+1
(1 month ago)
Banned for licking the chocolette of a choc digestive biscuit in a subjective manner at the dinner table whilst the Vicar was holding it. smiley


top expert
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+3
(1 month ago)
Banned for being pure in the contaminated and polluted world . smiley


senior master
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+1
(1 month ago)
Banned for not suggesting how to ban pollution.


master
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+1
(1 month ago)
Banned for being hot! You would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids.


newbie
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+1
(1 month ago)
Banned for 24x7 praising Trump


senior master
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+2
(1 month ago)
Banned for wearing your skin inside out and your feelings on your sleeve.... ewwwww.


senior master
!
 
+2
(1 month ago)
@RAVENOUSbird smiley smiley


master
!
 
+1
(1 month ago)
Banned for peeling those feelings off their skin, sauteeing them and feeding them to the weevils.


senior master
!
 
+1
(1 month ago)
Banned for not using garlic when sauteing and eating all the bourbon creams.


master
!
 
+1
(1 month ago)
Banned for not putting me in a padded cell.


senior master
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+1
(1 month ago)
Banned for not realising that your bra IS a padded cell. lololololololol smiley smiley smiley smiley


master
!
 
+1
(1 month ago)
@RAVENOUSbird Seriously padded😆


master
!
 
+1
(1 month ago)
Banned for not speaking like gollum.


senior master
!
 
+1
(1 month ago)
Banned for making up your own padded cell with household cushions nailed to the walls. smiley smiley


master
!
 
0
(1 month ago)
@PureVodka🍺 I haven't had a bruise from walking into walls ever since! I'm feeling rather clever about this.


master
!
 
+1
(1 month ago)
Banned because there's one thing you can do better than me.


senior master
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+1
(1 month ago)
Baned from not saying "my precious"... lol


master
!
 
+1
(1 month ago)
Banned for trying to coerce me into being an impersonator.


senior master
!
 
+1
(1 month ago)
Banned for not being cheese. smiley


master
!
 
+1
(1 month ago)
@RAVENOUSbird Ah, but I am quite cheesy, so hoping for a pass.


master
!
 
+1
(1 month ago)
Banned for what I found in your closet.


senior master
!
 
+1
(1 month ago)
Banned for finding my BDSM outfits for cheese. Lol


senior master
!
 
+2
(1 month ago)
Banned for not going in to details smiley about the BDSM outfits.


senior master
!
 
+1
(1 month ago)
@PureVodka🍺 They're cheesy! Swiss , cheddar, brie, emental... Lol


senior master
!
 
+1
(1 month ago)
@PureVodka🍺


master
!
 
+1
(1 month ago)
@RAVENOUSbird 😂😂 4PLAY


master
!
 
+1
(1 month ago)
BANNED FOR STEALING MY CAPSLOCK AND SHIFT KEY!


top expert
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+2
(1 month ago)
Banned for scaring everyone away from this thread....! smiley


senior master
!
 
+2
(1 month ago)
Banned for having spinach in your teeth all day.


master
!
 
+2
(1 month ago)
Banned for the crime of being too generous


guru
!
 
+2
(1 month ago)
Banned for having the best avatar.


master
!
 
+2
(1 month ago)
@Crutchbender Banned for making me blush and feel very humble 😜


senior master
!
 
+3
(1 month ago)
Banned. Just banned. lol smiley


guru
!
 
+3
(1 month ago)
Banned for not having a very good reason to ban the person above you.


senior master
!
 
+3
(1 month ago)
Banned for not accepting the ban. smiley


guru
!
 
+2
(1 month ago)
Banned for not speaking the truth.


master
!
 
+1
(1 month ago)
Banned because my shoulder devil warned me about you.


senior master
!
 
+1
(1 month ago)
@delamitri shoulder devil* Do you talk back to it. smiley smiley


master
!
 
+1
(1 month ago)
@PureVodka🍺 Oh yes. He's the reason people always think I am talking to myself.


senior master
!
 
+1
(1 month ago)
Banned for having cooler imaginary friends then me. smiley smiley


master
!
 
+1
(1 month ago)
@PureVodka🍺 smiley[SPOILER] smiley


master
!
 
+2
(1 month ago)
Banned because you know the power of the dark side.


guru
!
 
+2
(1 month ago)
Banned for being jealous of me.


senior master
!
 
+2
(1 month ago)
Banned for self promotion.


senior master
!
 
+1
(1 month ago)
Banned for allowing the house plants to die due to not watering them.


senior master
!
 
+1
(1 month ago)
Banned for endorsing genocide of botanical species.


master
!
 
+1
(1 month ago)
Banned for having to punish me for lifting your previous ban from PV behind his back.


senior master
!
 
+2
(1 month ago)
Banned for banning me and blaming PV who is really the one starting all the banning by banning you for banning me and banning me for banning you.


senior master
!
 
+2
(1 month ago)
@RAVENOUSbird smiley smiley smiley smiley


senior master
!
 
+2
(1 month ago)
Banned for using the word " banning " to much and talking to snails @_ in the garden when people or not looking. smiley


top expert
!
 
+2
(1 month ago)
STOOPID waste of international bandwidth that could be used for streaming movies.

YOU ARE ALL BANNED


senior master
!
 
+1
(1 month ago)
@Egor17 Banned for making me roll my eyes at you smiley smiley


master
!
 
+2
(1 month ago)
Banned for being overzealous and frustrated. Here's a drink to relax you a bit. 🥃


master
!
 
+2
(1 month ago)
@delamitri Banned for not offering me a cold one too 😂


master
!
 
+2
(1 month ago)
@TragicMouse🐭 Hahahaha awww, bad delamitri! 🥃🥂🍻🍺🍹🍸🍷🍾


master
!
 
+2
(1 month ago)
@delamitri Aww thank you, you are banned for...... over serving me now 😜😜


master
!
 
+2
(1 month ago)
@TragicMouse🐭 We'll have to hold each other up now. 🤪


master
!
 
+2
(1 month ago)
@delamitri 😹😹Yup smiley


master
!
 
+1
(1 month ago)
Banned for not trying to collect a bounty on me.


senior master
!
 
+1
(1 month ago)
Banned for not putting up wanted for banning posters around town.


master
!
 
+1
(1 month ago)
@RAVENOUSbird smiley


master
!
 
+1
(1 month ago)
Banned for [REDACTED DUE TO GRAPHIC NATURE] smiley 😳😱


senior master
!
 
+1
(1 month ago)
Banned for not being graphic enough and including pics to prove your "claim to fame". smiley smiley smiley


master
!
 
+2
(1 month ago)
@RAVENOUSbird Busted, I sold the evidence to the highest bidder.


senior master
!
 
+2
(1 month ago)
@delamitri smiley You charged me $5 for some picks of unwashed pots and pans Grrr. smiley


master
!
 
+1
(1 month ago)
@PureVodka🍺 Hahaha, that's my butt! It just looks like unwashed pots and pans.


master
!
 
+1
(1 month ago)
Banned for your logical alternate view.


senior master
!
 
+2
(1 month ago)
Banned for selling allegedly graphic material to minors and using the profits to bribe officials.


master
!
 
+2
(1 month ago)
@RAVENOUSbird OMG, he said he was old enough to drink! I'm being framed.


senior master
!
 
+1
(1 month ago)
@delamitri In which country is "he" old enough to "drink" ... And what??? smiley


master
!
 
+1
(1 month ago)
@RAVENOUSbird It was a dude drinking vodka. I sold him all the incriminating graphic photos, so I have no proof of lurid behavior. 🧐


master
!
 
+2
(1 month ago)
Banned because I need a lesson in discipline.


senior master
!
 
+2
(1 month ago)
Banned for enjoying you lessons of discipline. smiley


senior master
!
 
+2
(1 month ago)
Banned for watching me discipline DM. smiley


senior master
!
 
+3
(4 weeks ago)
@RAVENOUSbird smiley My brain been racing for 9hr and i still don't know what to "Banned for" say! smiley


master
!
 
+4
(4 weeks ago)
@PureVodka🍺 [SPOILER]


master
!
 
+3
(4 weeks ago)
Banned for sober and disorderly conduct.


senior master
!
 
+3
(4 weeks ago)
Banned for not liking this> [SPOILER] smiley


master
!
 
+4
(4 weeks ago)
@PureVodka🍺 Correct!!! Omg I almost stuck a pencil in my ear. Luckily I didn't have one. 😁


senior master
!
 
+3
(4 weeks ago)
@delamitri Glad you enjoyed smiley smiley


master
!
 
+4
(4 weeks ago)
Banned for being my partner in crime smiley smiley


master
!
 
+3
(4 weeks ago)
@TragicMouse🐭 Hehe I have successfully inserted myself into this crime syndicate in my mind.


master
!
 
+4
(4 weeks ago)
Banned for the 4-way crime we're going to commit in case I end up in jail and can't ban you later.


master
!
 
+4
(4 weeks ago)
Banned for reminding me of the movie "Thelma & Louise".... I loved that flick smiley smiley smiley


master
!
 
+3
(4 weeks ago)
Banned for the elbow and cheese outbreak that attacked a flock of weetabix last wednnesday of pentacost....


senior master
!
 
+3
(4 weeks ago)
Banned for making me want to vomit thinking about that last food borne outbreak when I've only just woken up. smiley


senior master
!
 
+3
(4 weeks ago)
Banned for getting up to early and not eating brown bread lol.


senior master
!
 
+4
(4 weeks ago)
Banned for being a bread bigot.


master
!
 
+3
(4 weeks ago)
Banned for doing Yoga....... (because I suck at it and I'm jealous) smiley smiley


senior master
!
 
+3
(4 weeks ago)
Banned for not being flexible enough to run under doors. smiley


senior master
!
 
+3
(4 weeks ago)
Banned for chatting to yourself...again! smiley smiley smiley


guru
!
 
+3
(4 weeks ago)
Banned for not knowing what is the meaning of life.


senior master
!
 
+3
(4 weeks ago)
Banned for not telling us all.


guru
!
 
+2
(4 weeks ago)
Banned for denying the facts.


newbie
!
 
+3
(4 weeks ago)
Banned for assuming they know all the facts


master
!
 
+1
(4 weeks ago)
Banned for confusing me about who is actually telling the trurh.


guru
!
 
+2
(4 weeks ago)
Banned for getting easily confused.


master
!
 
+3
(4 weeks ago)
Banned for using towels for eyelids while crossing the forbidden jungle of the toe mites


senior master
!
 
+2
(3 weeks ago)
@👽GEMINI👽 smiley You are f**king insane . smiley [SPOILER]


top expert
!
 
+2
(3 weeks ago)
Banned for poking.


guru
!
 
+2
(3 weeks ago)
Banned for not doing enough banning.


master
!
 
+2
(3 weeks ago)
Banned because I agree with you but I'm in a bad mood.


senior master
!
 
+3
(3 weeks ago)
Banned for leaving yourself miserable after doing the housework when you could have been running thru a field holding a daisy in the air, screaming i'm free and happy.


master
!
 
+3
(3 weeks ago)
Banned because I heard there was a hit out on you and I hope to get you out of here safely.


guru
!
 
+3
(3 weeks ago)
Banned for not believing in reincarnation and for not believing in it in your previous life.


senior master
!
 
+2
(3 weeks ago)
Banned for not believing in ghost.


master
!
 
+1
(3 weeks ago)
Banned because my new shoes are too big, which has never been an issue when I ordered from china.


guru
!
 
+1
(3 weeks ago)
Banned for ignoring Trump's orders not trade with China.


master
!
 
+2
(3 weeks ago)
@Crutchbender I deserve to be flogged.


master
!
 
+2
(3 weeks ago)
Banned for repeatedly telling me 2, but not explaining 2 of what.


guru
!
 
+2
(3 weeks ago)
Banned for trying to have the last word.


master
!
 
+2
(3 weeks ago)
Banned for believing I'm only trying...I got all night. 😉


senior master
!
 
+2
(3 weeks ago)
Banned for looking at this spoiler [SPOILER] smiley


master
!
 
+2
(3 weeks ago)
@PureVodka🍺 Dammit! smiley


master
!
 
+2
(3 weeks ago)
Banned because I can't tell if "V" stands for the letter or the number 5.


senior master
!
 
+2
(3 weeks ago)
It's the letter lol.

Banned for asking the dog walker if his poodle has had a [SPOILER] smiley


master
!
 
+3
(2 weeks ago)
@PureVodka🍺 Definitely, because I would HAVE to ask. Poor poodle. 😮


senior master
!
 
+2
(2 weeks ago)
@PureVodka🍺 That's awful. I don't get why people do that, even the stance of that dog is all wrong.


master
!
 
+3
(2 weeks ago)
Banned because I make people suffer for my own enjoyment.


senior master
!
 
+2
(2 weeks ago)
@delamitri What is the " enjoyment " part you get lol. Not having the right money at the counter i bet.


master
!
 
+2
(2 weeks ago)
@PureVodka🍺 Oh I am MUCH more devious that that. 😉


senior master
!
 
+2
(2 weeks ago)
Bad for admission of sadistic merriment!


master
!
 
+2
(2 weeks ago)
@RAVENOUSbird Hahahaha, no denying my guilt.


master
!
 
+2
(2 weeks ago)
Banned because I jumped on the banning bandwagon and had no choice in the matter whatsoever.


senior master
!
 
+2
(2 weeks ago)
Banned for not sitting on the bandwagon and attempting to get others to fall off of the wagon.


master
!
 
+1
(2 weeks ago)
Banned because your bedtime is nearing and I am jealous because I would like nothing more than to hit the sack right now, but I still have 8 hours before I can do so.


senior master
!
 
+2
(2 weeks ago)
Banned for getting unladylike thoughts when making one of these [SPOILER] up. smiley


senior master
!
 
+1
(2 weeks ago)
Banned for showing me the giant wiener you fancy with all the extra bits.


master
!
 
+1
(2 weeks ago)
@RAVENOUSbird I thought balls when I read extra bits.


master
!
 
+1
(2 weeks ago)
Banned because of course I was able to turn this into something dirty in my mind.


senior master
!
 
+1
(2 weeks ago)
@delamitri haha we all get the ban then!


senior master
!
 
+1
(2 weeks ago)
Banned for not using Fairy liquid to clean your dirty mind! smiley smiley


master
!
 
+1
(2 weeks ago)
Banned for using Fairy liquid responsibly.


senior master
!
 
+1
(2 weeks ago)
Banned for waffling on about pot cleaner and chasing bubbles around the kitchen like some lunatic. smiley


master
!
 
+1
(2 weeks ago)
Banned for popping all my bubbles and laughing at my lunacy.


senior master
!
 
+2
(1 week ago)
Banned for using your knickers to clean the pots and using socks as dusters.


senior master
!
 
+2
(1 week ago)
Banned. Just, banned. smiley


senior master
!
 
+2
(1 week ago)
@RAVENOUSbird smiley smiley smiley


master
!
 
+2
(1 week ago)
Banned because forum games are serious business.


top expert
!
 
+2
(1 week ago)
banned because you drank the last bit of vodka


senior master
!
 
+1
(1 week ago)
Banned for actually being the one who drank the booze and blamed someone else (we had the teddy-cam on you!). smiley


master
!
 
+1
(1 week ago)
@RAVENOUSbird Hahaha 🐻


guru
!
 
+1
(1 week ago)
Banned for lack of training and being unprepared for war.


master
!
 
+2
(1 week ago)
Banned for making a point. I must make you a martyr over it.


senior master
!
 
+2
(1 week ago)
Banned for waying up the shop assistants packet. 😲


senior master
!
 
+2
(1 week ago)
Banned for using an euphemism. smiley


senior master
!
 
+3
(1 week ago)
Banned for always asking the shop assistant to get something from the " bottom " of the shelf. smiley


senior master
!
 
+2
(1 week ago)
Banned for being the one that does that ^^^^^. smiley


senior master
!
 
+2
(1 week ago)
You're just to L😈L

Banned for staring people out when walking down the road and [SPOILER] smiley


senior master
!
 
+1
(1 week ago)
Banned for stalking other banned members and banning them for reporting inaccurate facts; they walked in their house!

smiley smiley smiley


senior master
!
 
+1
(1 week ago)
Banned for stalking other banned members and banning them for reporting inaccurate facts; they walked in their house!

smiley smiley smiley


senior master
!
 
+1
(1 week ago)
Oh dear, I'm banning myself for double posting and not noticing.


master
!
 
+1
(1 week ago)
Banned for reprimanding yourself in your thread.


senior master
!
 
+1
(1 week ago)
Banned for wordus interruptus. smiley


master
!
 
+2
(1 week ago)
Banned for making me giggle with a mouthful of food. It wasn't pretty.


senior master
!
 
+1
(1 week ago)
Banned for not sharing your food like a mother-bird would. smiley


master
!
 
+1
(1 week ago)
@RAVENOUSbird Mmmm, regurgitated leftover spaghetti.


master
!
 
+1
(1 week ago)
Banned because I love Static X and they said, I'm The One!!


senior master
!
 
+1
(1 week ago)
Banned for being THE ONE! smiley


master
!
 
+1
(1 week ago)
Banned because I am Batman, but I'm missing my thingy.


senior master
!
 
+1
(1 week ago)
Banned because the thingy you are missing is the thingy you need to keep the banning thingy from happening.


master
!
 
+2
(1 week ago)
Banned for being the bird that pooped on me a couple of days ago.... it was you, wasn't it???? smiley smiley smiley


senior master
!
 
+2
(1 week ago)
Banned for revealing my super power: poop. Lol


master
!
 
0
(1 week ago)
@RAVENOUSbird Hahahahahaaaaaaa


guru
!
 
+2
(1 week ago)
Banned for being a bird that can't even fly. smiley


senior master
!
 
+2
(1 week ago)
Banned for having the giggles.


senior master
!
 
+2
(1 week ago)
Banned for banning the laughing bird that FLYS!


master
!
 
+2
(1 week ago)
Banned for the traffic jam in the sky.


senior master
!
 
+2
(1 week ago)
Banned for acting suspiciously, and seeing things that aren't there, thereby making others believe you either have the ability to see in other dimensions or are using hallucinogens! smiley


senior master
!
 
+2
(1 week ago)
Banned for having schizophrenia.


senior master
!
 
+2
(1 week ago)
Banned because "they" told me to.


master
!